did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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