i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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