theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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