He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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