i think my tv is drunk
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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