I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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