so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Did you pee in the oven last night??