just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper