Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room