Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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