from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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