I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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