I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she looked like the before picture.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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