you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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