I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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