I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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