the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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