If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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