i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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