I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm just crazy horny about you
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
