Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Randomize