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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You don't have asthma, your pregnant

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.

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  compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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• (661): View more from California

  Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.

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• (516): View more from New York

  So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Boobs are out for the taking

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is

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• (559): View more from California

  Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!

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