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• (440): View more from Ohio

  she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops

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• (845): View more from New York

  I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that

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• (315): View more from New York

  Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy

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• (716): View more from New York

  We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Do it break your family into faction start a civil war

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