I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Is it because I queefed?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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