Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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