I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out