Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story