Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
