I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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