I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
3 2 1 whiskey
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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