doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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