I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I pour the whiskey from now on
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