Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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