Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
