she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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