just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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