I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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