The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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