obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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