he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my being single is dangerous.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We had to coat check the pizza.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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