But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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