I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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