your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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