i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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