first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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