she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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