At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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