I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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