Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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