I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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