So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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