I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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