I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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