im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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