these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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