R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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