There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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