Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
do herpes really smell.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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