MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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