we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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