You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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